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Best Naughty Quotes | Naughty Quotes For Whatsapp

Best Naughty Status for Whatsapp, Short Naughty Quotes, and Sayings:  First of all thanks for visiting our website, are you looking for Naughty status for Facebook or WhatsApp. If you really do, then you definitely find yourself in the right place. After making lots of efforts, we prepare the top class collection of best Naughty status – Naughty quotes for you, you surely going to love this quotes for sure. So now without any further delay let’s check out the collection of Naughty status for WhatsApp and Facebook hope you like and share our content.

 

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Smile is the second best thing you can do with your lips. 😉

You Are in my Inappropriate Thoughts.

Great Minds F*CK each Other.

VerGinItY iS nOt DiGiNiTy…. It’S lAck oF oPeRtuNiTy..

How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I’ll put my head in.

I may not be Mr. Right, but I’ll screw you till he shows up.

Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

Friends will come and friends will go. But true friends stick on forever. 🙂

The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more.

I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover.

Without Her Permission I Will Touch Her Only To Wipe Her Tears..! That Is True Love..!

Im crazy but original you try to be me and you fail.. you cant process me with a normal brain… you need a high version!! status is loading…

VerGinItY iS nOt DiGiNiTy…. It’S lAck oF oPeRtuNiTy..

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A naughty thought is a terrible thing to wate.

You’ve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

NAUGHTY. but in a nice way..

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I’m easy. Are you?

A good date ends with dinner. An awesome date ends with breakfast!

Short Naughty Quotes and Sayings

You remind me of a Championship bass, I don’t know whether to mount you or eat you!

Could I touch your belly button.. from the inside?

Sometimes, the smallest decision can change your life forever.

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.

Love is blind, and greed insatiable..

Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.

Smile is the second best thing you can do with your lips. 😉

F_CK… all i need is U..

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let’s bang!

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Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I would love to tap that ass!

I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.

That dress looks very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I’d becoming too!

I hate fake people. You know what I’m talking about. Mannequins. 😀

Of course I’m naughty. I’ve always had to compete for attention, you see.

I Avoided Many Things Only For U In My Life.. Dont Ever Make Me Feel For Why I Left All That..!

Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.

I don’t care if we talk about absolutely nothing, i just want to talk to you.

Once you begin being naughty, it is easier to go and on and on, and sooner or later something dreadful happens.

You don’t have to like me, I’m not a Facebook status.

Last seen 1980! 😀

How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

People make the world go around but at some point don’t you wish it were flat so all the idiots would keep walking and never come back?

A secret is what you tell everyone not to tell anyone else.

Sometimes we waste too much time to think about someone who doesn’t even think about us for a second.

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Lets play Titanic, you’ll be the ocean and ill go down on you.

Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.

Without Her Permission I Will Touch Her Only To Wipe Her Tears..! That Is True Love..!

Good Boy with very bad thoughts.

I heard you are a player. Nice to meet you I am a Coach.

I’d like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable? like a coma.

I believe in love and marriage but not necessarily with the same person.

Two word’s guys hate DON’T and STOP, unless you put them together 🙂

I’m trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I’m allergic to sex.

If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.

I finally realized this, I need you more than I thought.

I finally realized this, I need you more than I thought.

My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

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Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.

My name is (name) remember that, you’ll be screaming it later.

Naugthy by Nature. Wild By Choice.

I finally realized this, I need you more than I thought.

Two word’s guys hate DON’T and STOP, unless you put them together 🙂

Smile! It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.

Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.

You must work at Subway, cause you just gave me a foot long.

Poke me now if you’ve ever had a crush on me..

Can i borrow a KISS? I promise i give it back.

Where you born on a farm? Cause you sure know how to raise a cock!

If your right leg was Thanksgiving and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?

Nobody DIES Virgin. Coz in the End LIFE Fucks us all.

The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more.

Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.

If it’s true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!

A cat falls into the water and the rooster laughs. What’s the moral of the story??? A wet pussy always makes a happy cock.

Nice legs? what time do they open?

Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.

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Lets play Titanic, you’ll be the ocean and ill go down on you.

That Is True Love..!

Cleavage is like the Sun. You can look at it but you cannot stare – unless you are wearing sunglasses!

I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.

Some people say the glass is half empty. Others say it’s half full. I’m just happy to have a glass!

If you are naughty go to your room, if you wanna be naughty go to mine 🙂

If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?

KISS ME.. I am Magically Delicious.

I’ll always catch you when you think you are about to fall.

If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

You’re like a prize winning fish. I don’t know whether to eat you or mount you.

Nothing feels better than a surprise text from that person you miss. :p  🙂 Someday somewhere somehow me and you will be together.

Everybody knows how to love, but few people know how to stay in love with one person forever.

If you are naughty go to your room, if you wanna be naughty go to mine 🙂

Of course I’m naughty. I’ve always had to compete for attention, you see.

God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me! 🙂

I like my women like I like my toaster..two warm holes and never leaves the kitchen.

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I’m easy. Are you?

Without Her Permission I Will Touch Her Only To Wipe Her Tears..!

What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!

Love is just love, it can never explained.

I’d like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button.

We know that romance brings out the beast in you.

The key of my happiness, just forgetting my past.

I’m not too good at algebra, but doesn’t u + i=3D 69?

When I die my gravestone is going to have a ‘Like’ button.

Without Her Permission I Will Touch Her Only To Wipe Her Tears..! That Is True Love..!

Poke me now if you’ve ever had a crush on me..

Wanna play Pearl Harbor? Its a game where I lay back while you blow the hell out of me.

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